Anyone who’s short on their monthly mortgage payment needs to listen up. This guide will not offer any temporary solutions like ‘cut up your credit cards!’ or ‘network marketing made easy!’. This guide is published by my aunt, a mystic Haitian shah-woman (auntie Gertrude Tubwoman) who often has visions of NBA basketball outcomes on days with slow news cycles. If you follow her advice, I swear this will get you out of debt! It takes money to make money, baby!! Hallelujah, Praise be to Jesus!
I guarantee that these picks will make you rich! It takes money to make money! Screw 401Ks, I invest every dollar I’ve made in Gertrude’s picks and it has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams. This is no joke!
Here’s how Gertrude Tubwoman is making her mortgage this month (picks underlined):
CHA @ WAS – 7
TOR @ ORL – 4.5
ATL @ NJ -9.5
PHI @ NYK -2.5
CHI @ DET -4.5
BOS @ MLW-6.5
SEA @ NOK-7.5
GS @ HOU-7.5
SAC @ DEN-8.5
UTA @ POR+7.5
LAL @ LAC – 3
You must pick all of these games to make a profit. She’s only not cleared 50% of the teams twice this season! Instant riches! I’m betting my house I feel so good about these picks.
