[Excuse me if I seem a bit worked up, but I had to talk myself down from calling Gene Wojciechowski a stupid fucking cuntrag in print. Oops...Ah well, he has probably called me much worse.]
Channel that rage, boy, make it productive. Mike rode his rage to six titles. Kobe rode his rage to multiple assaults on women (ED. NOTE: Allegedly) and foreigners. Bonds rode ‘roid rage…nah, too easy.
Come on now, boy, focus, smoke a bowl, drink a beer, rub one out, do what you have to do.
Aaaaah, fuck it. Time to channel my inner Junior. Gene, whatcha got…